Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
Her: "You're so mustaches!"
"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."
by Isabella Hunter March 20, 2009
A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.
Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.
by notpip November 7, 2005
A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.
by Mr. Brader June 24, 2010
by PipTiff December 20, 2011
by drock August 15, 2004
Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.
by Nvode November 27, 2004
My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.
by Sunshyn717 August 30, 2015