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The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States. Theory in mathematical terms: Name<= 4 letters = Mustache Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al" Stranger: "Mustache Theory!" |
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