A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.

Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".
Person 1 : "Damn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever I did see one"

Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 2, 2009
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