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a powerful but short messy episode of diarrhea, consisting of foul smelling squirts, poots and chunky blasts only lasting about 15 seconds.

Could be the result of a strategically applied enema
Last night, I had real hot Indian food but about 3:00 AM my stomach was rumbling and I had to run to the can and had a serious Muslim abortion and stunk out the bathroom something awful.
by Maximus Rex May 14, 2007