mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 January 1, 2016

Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

by Mushy-cranium May 15, 2011

Mushy Frog

A guy who claps peoples cheeks in fortnight

Mushy frog is cool-Bob the builder

by IzarcoTheTaco September 15, 2022

Mushy

This is the most amazing person in the world, they are a great friend and even better at stay on long calls (unless they are over 12 hours). I love you Mushy

Mushy is the cutest one of them out there

by JestyQ January 17, 2022

Mushy

the greatest to ever do it the greatest to ever exist

the guy “Mushy” is so hot.

by Hazime275 November 6, 2022

mushies

Cuter term for mushrooms. Pronounced as ''muh-sheez''. Currently used when an obsession with mushrooms occurs.

I found 3 mushies in the forest !

by Anxiousmushroom January 18, 2022

Mushy

People who are " the definition of mushy" tend to have the following traits:

Constantly say poetic romantic things that the receiving person cannot compete with.
Usually an Aussie boy.
An affiliation for nude skateboarding men.

Enjoys throat punching people and throwing potatoes at annoying Irish people.

Have amazing hair.

Constantly say poetic romantic things that the receiving person cannot compete with.
Say "what the shit" a lot

MUSHY: "Throat punching you would be so easy" "can't miss"

OTHER PERSON: "aw you are the definition of mushy! That's so romantic!"

by sunflower120 March 31, 2021