Top Definition
The one thing all cockgobblers and ballwashers crave: The Mushroom popsicle!! Also know as the one-eyed monster - trouser snake! IE - a penis.
My mushroom popsicle is swelling. I need you to lick it so the swelling will go down.
by Smaug the Dragon February 24, 2004

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