Top Definition
The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.
Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.
by (the) James May 04, 2008

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