muppet man 

An annoying roommate who has at least two of the following qualities: obsesses over the price is right and the muppets, listens to mainly 8-bit music/musical soundtracks/muppet songs, listens to loud music while watching tv or playing a game with loud music, listens and sings to music early in the morning or late at night when people are sleeping, acts very immature when upset (hides under blankets and talks to no one), has no respect for person he is rooming with and anyone living close by. No one likes a muppet man, even his friends secretly hate him. If your roommate has two or more of these qualities you should get a new roommate asap.

Ken: Dude my college roommate sucks. All he does is sit in the room and watch/sing along to the muppets at 8 am!

Meg: Sounds like your roommate is a muppet man...you should switch roommates so you can enjoy college!

muppet man by Zharky April 7, 2010

Muppet Man 

A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet

Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.

Muppet Man by Myke658 September 16, 2022

Man Muppet

A guy who gets fisted.

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.

Man Muppet by GLM11 August 13, 2011

Muppet Management 

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

Muppet Management by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008

Muppets Take Manhattan 

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.

CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!

Muppets Take Manhattan by Love Chef April 27, 2010

Muppetant 

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.

You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.

Muppetant by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012