Muppet Ears Share definition Flag Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears... Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting! Muppet Ears by B. Hanback July 23, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Muppet Ears mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch