Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.

God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!

by manutdot September 21, 2010

Mid-level munter

A hideous person who is deformed and unattractive but better looking than a low-level munter.

Charlie is a mid-level munter.

by tom.bchan May 3, 2019

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003

munter hunter

Fergus Toolan

Fergus Toolan is a prime example of a munter hunter

by K5girl March 11, 2011

Lanky munter

A tall and slender unattractive jenson

Jenson is such a lanky munter

by Allah@911 November 9, 2021

A Right Munter

a bald guy called jay - can sometimes be referred to as jamie

Oi you look like a right munter jay

by The Wall Street Journal April 25, 2020

Wellie Munter

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

by Ratskrad June 21, 2022