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Punch the munchkin 

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
Punch the munchkin by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

munchkin puncher 

Im such a munchkin puncher cuz i cant get any booty.
munchkin puncher by Jakey p 17955 August 24, 2006

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006

punchin' the munchkin 

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026