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Punch the munchkin 

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
Punch the munchkin by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

munchkin puncher 

to beat your monkey..
Im such a munchkin puncher cuz i cant get any booty.
munchkin puncher by Jakey p 17955 August 24, 2006

punching the munchkin 

To simply put it,Masturbating. Applies only to men.
Bubba was caught in the closet punching the munchkin.
punching the munchkin by Gunner H August 26, 2006

punchin' the munchkin 

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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