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Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything
I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.
Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009

multicrast

The art of performing multiple acts of procrastination simultaneously in order to avoid "real" work.
Instead of completing his TPS reports, Mr. Salty multicrasted, listening to music, checking concert schedules, and adding words to urban dictionary.

Related forms:
-multicrasting, multicrasted, multicrastor, multicrastiveness
multicrast by Otis Buford December 9, 2008
To go the bathroom and use the phone at the same time; either for business or pleasure. To get caught up on social media while using the restroom.
Because the Mexican food went right through James, he ended up taking a multicrap to get work done answering emails on the toilet preparing for his next meeting.

98.926% of the population multicrap daily.
32.6% only admit to it.
multicrap by Bstephen January 18, 2015

multicrastinate 

To be proficient at doing many useless things simultaneously to avoid doing one important thing. You harness the power of multitasking to raise your level of procrastination.
That chick can multicrastinate the hell out of a day, she watches Bravo, tweets, does her nails, surfs Perez Hilton quietly judges others in the room, catches glimpses of herself in any shiny surface instead of contributing in any way shape or form to the betterment of society.
multicrastinate by Cumber Van Walters September 19, 2009

multicrastinating

performing several tasks or jobs simultaneously that get one no closer to actually completing the assigned task or job.

origin: multi-tasking + procrastinating = multicrastinating
downloading itunes, shopping on ebay, and playing poker when a paper you haven't started is due the following day is some serious multicrastinating
multicrastinating by Peter Tom July 22, 2009

multicraft

A game that is a version of Minecraft but it’s free
Ryan:YO LETS PLAY MINECRAFT

Owen:I don’t have money to buy it

Noelle:JUST BUY MULTICRAFT

Ryan and Owen: what’s that
Noelle: it’s free and it’s like Minecraft

Owen and Ryan: OH OKAY!
multicraft by Noeellee May 21, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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