Mullening 

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.

“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”

Mullening by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021

mellanie 

Mellanie is extremely Beautiful, a sight for sore eyes and very mysterious.

its hard to notice when she is pissed but when she is then BACK AWAY SLOWLY!

she is vibrant, and tells is like it is, calls it as she sees it.

but is not one for being second best. she must be at the top of your to do list or she will not feel as though she is appreciated, or good enough.

planning is very important to her and so is tardiness. she is never late, and expects the same in return.

she is generallly happy and thrives on positive energy. hates to be around negative people, and feels everyone should have something to be happy and proud of.

no matter how little, look at the good and not the bad. after all it could be worse. you need to have yo9ur priorities straight with her and kow when and where she belongs. she is one of the hottest woen you wil ever know and you will never be dissatisfied. or dissappointed around her. and is a social butterfly..but is picky about who she lets into her life.

if you have made plans with Mellanie and cancelled for anything but an emergency, she will be pissed...and hurt.. she will no longer be happy, but everything she hates.

but when things works out the way they are supposed to she will be extremely happy and the whole world will be happy.

mellanie by wonder brat February 5, 2010

Mullenitis 

When there is a person who is so annoying that you get sick whenever you are around them

Man, that guy just gave me mullenitis

Mullenitis by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017

Cesar Millaning 

going at it doggy style, presumably the preferred style for Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan

A: "Dude, you look tired."

B: "I was up Cesar Millaning my girl all night."

Cesar Millaning by NotCesarMilan January 7, 2010

Mullenish 

A stalker who has an unnatural obsession with the victim. Avoids face to face confrontation, but will blow up your Social media, phone, ect.

Will is very mullenish; he won't stop texting me! Its unnatural.

Mullenish by awkotaco1905 November 29, 2013

Mellani 

Mellani is a freak and a good ass listener she'll be there for u friends or not she hates talk about suicide she can't stand bitches she is nice to you if your nice to her if u talk about her she'll talk about ur ass right back in a relationship she a whole freak and loyal as about anything she gonna be there for u if u there for her and she stands up for herself and friends

Damn I need a girl like (mellani) in my life

Dude look at mellani she a good ass girl and she a freak

Mellani by Linckicone December 15, 2018

Mullenial

An extremely privileged individual with unusually pale skin that spouts unsolicited and uneducated feedback on any and every subject that is brought up.

I turned on the Hawkeye football game and one minute into the first quarter this albino kept saying they “sucked”. I just looked at him, shook my head, and said what a Mullenial

Mullenial by Congaflats October 25, 2019