Mukha kang planeta

insult; Filipino for “you look like a planet”; commonly used to insult your fat friends.

Fat friend: You look like a rat!
You: Mukha kang planeta!!
Your Filipino friends: OHHHH SHIT HE CALLED U A FUCCIN PLANET

by DMGP2 October 16, 2019

Kapal ng Mukha

Lit. Thick Faced, it’s an idiom used in Filipino to refer to a very arrogant person

“Mga gago naka perfect sa exam ako! lahat kayo tanga!”(Dumbasses i got a perfect score in the exam! All of you are stupid!)
“Ang kapal ng mukha mo amputa!”(You’re so fucking arrogant!)

by Gabtron October 1, 2023