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the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
i hate him so much that the next time he falls aslepp im gonna give a him a huge muffin man!
by p.k. todd August 26, 2004
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A man whose strange obsessions are tragically made apparent to wife shortly after marriage. Expression as in, "that muffin was delicious yesterday but today it's morphed into a load of fat".
"Girl, you thought he was man but he only was a muffin" F.Zappa (Muffin Man)
by a muffin man September 14, 2011
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eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.
1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008
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the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.
"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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She loved the size of my muffinman.
by mistafopa April 19, 2009
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Someone who is unaware that a muffin wrapper has been placed on their shoulder. People who are standing by then point and laugh while shouting "MUFFIN MAN!" at the top of their voice.
Ha, Brad didnt even realise that he was the "Muffin Man"
by Philbur August 18, 2006
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a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
do you know the muffin man ?
yeah i showd him my muffins!
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