eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.
1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008

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When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods
Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!
by Oglockk April 21, 2009

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A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.
Muffin Man is prolly of of FZ's most awesome axe solos!
by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006

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A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of The Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
by Warrinder Lopez October 03, 2006

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Fat kid with no friends.
"Muffin Man is fat"

"This I agree with"
by pie rat June 22, 2003

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A man whose aspirations are completely obsolete when compared to the Muffen-Man.

Muffin man currently resides in Muffen-Man's old house on Druery Lane, Muffen-Man gave it to muffin man in search of bigger and better things as he moved into what was formerly known as the Neverland Ranch.

Muffen-Man is best known on the gaming platform "Playstation 3" (PSNID: Muffen-Man) he is a master, among other games, of the game "Burnout Paradise" by the developer "Criterion Games."
Person 1: Do you know the muffin man?
Person 2: who cares, Muffen-Man is so much better at life than him. Hes a washout compared to that beacon of community spirit.
by Muffen-Man May 02, 2009

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o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=]
did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??
by duecepon April 24, 2008

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