lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee

A pimp or a man Prostitute.

Fat kid with no friends.

A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.

An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.

A great tune by Frank Zappa, from the album Bongo Fury.

It features a WICKED guitar solo.