lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016
by rambunctious1 December 08, 2010
by pie rat June 22, 2003
A muffin often mistaken for a man. The Muffin Man cares less for cupcakes, beleiving that there is nought nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods, the muffin.
by Warrinder Lopez October 03, 2006
An individual consuming large amounts of snack cakes, pies, muffins, and other Little Debbie paraphernalia, usually purchased from any BP or Shell station littering the entrance to a highway.
by Butter_Bean August 20, 2013
by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006