Muffin Rape 

When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape

"you better watch out dude there is a muffin raper right behind you about to rape your muffins

Muffin Rape by Andrew Chennisi January 15, 2009

Muffin Rape 

Muffin rape is rape, but with a muffin.

1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.

2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.

Muffin Rape by TwigglesTheShizzles January 3, 2009

Rape Muffin

Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"

Rape Muffin by Shadow Kunai June 20, 2011