A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.
Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !
by Tracy July 9, 2004
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The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.
I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.
by Borden May 24, 2004
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A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts

could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy
Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!

Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>
by Nick Stone September 16, 2009
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Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.
"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"
by Johnny Big March 28, 2005
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similar to a cupcake(farting and wafting in someones face), a muffin is queefing and wafting in someones face
Last night my girlfriend gave me a muffin while I was sleeping
by Ben Bland June 5, 2023
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The cat that lives upstairs. He is fairly large.
by MuffinTheCat October 21, 2017
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