A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
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One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."
by Transvestache July 12, 2008
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