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While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe. Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!
Phil: Really? Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe! |
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