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God. The one and only. The single most powerful force on planed earth. Mind-blowing. Like a wolf, ready to rip out you throat for not doing homework. A teacher at Stroudsburg High School.
"Dude! Mrs. Kohlman just ate johnny!!"
"I need to do my work for Kohlman's class, otherwise she will eat me!!!"
by rctr March 15, 2009

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