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HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.
Seeing Mr. Sprout is like sex for your eyes.
by SexyPants69 November 01, 2012

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