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A Mr. Martlew is a modern day Hitler. Be warned as his death squads will hunt you down if you make the wrong choices...
Teacher - "what do you think you're doing using that gas?"
Student - "my science practical"
Teacher - "no thats the wrong gas, youre using Mr. Martlews killing gas... :/ "

Mr. Martlew - "Make the right choices guys." "umkay?"
by Anti-holocaust resistance. February 28, 2012

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