A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
by sheonatheshehulk December 1, 2017
Anyone can be called this a man or a woman. You call someone this when they have done something dumb or stupid that they thought was funny and you didn’t. Or you could just call someone this just to mess with them.
Are you Mr. Funny Man?
by Zage 2.0 November 22, 2019
Person 1: *googles on phone* Why am I so sad?
*Incoming Text from Mr. FBI Man* Hang In there Buddy
Person 1: Thanks Mr. FBI Man!
*Incoming Text from Mr. FBI Man* Hang In there Buddy
Person 1: Thanks Mr. FBI Man!
by Ships Literally Everything June 3, 2018
Our lord and savior. The icon himself. The best actions to have ever actioned. He's still running away from the police but shhhhhhhhh-
he also has a superhero movie /hj
he also has a superhero movie /hj
by EmergencyfoodChia April 10, 2021
by Koloqua Dator December 13, 2020
when u spend all your money on drip, AKA Harry Ricketts, a sexy mother fucker. He plugs bare tings and is sick.
by harry ricketts June 6, 2019
by J-dawg shizzle August 31, 2009