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When you piss into a condom, freeze it, then use it as a dildo.
The only thing on Little Johnny's Christmas list was a Mr. Icicle.

Andrew S. played with his Mr. Icicle alllllll nighhtttttt.

Guy 1: It's my mom's birthday today.
Guy 2: What did you get her?
Guy 1: A Mr. Icicle, what else?
by Aaronpeek February 23, 2012
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