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aka Mr. Coughy, Mr. Coughie. He coughs at church, weddings, funerals, business meetings, press conferences.
There are 3 versions of Mr. Coughee:

(1) On purpose. He always coughs loudy right when the speaker is trying to make their point.

(2) Unintentional, but, too inconsiderate to leave the room.

(3) Unintentional, but, too stupid to buy cough medicine.
by Emma Aryan July 08, 2006
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