A small man almost Dwarf like with big muscles. Although strong he cant bend for toffee. Often known for their inability to put underwear on properly having to flick it onto their foot. Make great lovers unless you want them to do the crab.
Have you seen that Mr Rigid?
I have , he's so hot , if only he could put his underwear on without hopping round the bedroom like a muppet.
I have , he's so hot , if only he could put his underwear on without hopping round the bedroom like a muppet.
by RedheadedKB October 31, 2014