Dirty Mowgli

MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.

All The Bitches: holy fak looking at that Dirty Mowgli he makes my pussy wet.

by Dirty Mowgli January 10, 2022

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Bronx Mowgli

name of Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpsons first son.
Bronx is a great name but MOWGLI??
Voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.

Kid: Hey do you think Bronx is cool?
Kid2: Yeah, pretty cool name.
Kid: His full name is Bronx Mowgli..
Kid2: WTF?? Hell no

by OMFG you'd like to know July 16, 2009

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mowgli

Dirty, Filthy House DJ who likes phat bass/

Boot it again (mowgli remix) - chemical brothers

by fidget58 July 27, 2008

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Mowgli

Mowgli is amazing, handsome and beautiful. They can run, sing, dance, act, just everything! They are also very gay gay gay! They love women so much that they will even be in debt for them. Everyone thinks Mowgli is boring, but no! They just think what they want to say in their head, and maybe thats for the best ( for others ). In conclusion, Mowgli is the most perfect person in the galaxy.

“Is that Mowgli?” this random person said.

“Yes, that ugly bitch is so ughh- i cant even describe how much i hate them,” the busted guy responded.

“Huh!???? How dare you,” the beautiful girl hits the busted guy in his busted face, “they are mine! You dare say rude stuff when you smell like shet.”

“Lets go, darling,” said Mowgli coming out of nowhere, they hooked arms with the girl, then they got married and lived happily ever after together.

Fin.

by mowshorny November 23, 2021

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