Girl1: And then like, she freaking jumped in front of the car!!
Girl2: OH MY GOD! *laughs uncontrollably*
Girl1: Wow...Nice going. That's some pretty severe mouth diarrhea lol
Girl 2: It's because he slept with me. And he thinks you're crazy. And annoying. And he is scared that you will like, kill him if he says anything. And he's been cheating on you with practically everyone we know, for like 2 years. Oh crap, I didn't mean to tell you any of that. I just had mouth diarrhea.