Mothering Fuck 

The essence of horniness or want to have sex. The ability to have sex.

"Damn, I'd bang the mothering fuck out of her!"

Mothering Fuck by King Waffle January 6, 2010

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel 

That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus

Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"

"Oh, damn! that fuck mothering toaster strudel sent itself up my mom's ass again!"

Fuck Mothering Toaster Strudel by J_3_T January 13, 2017

a fuck mothering vampire 

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

a fuck mothering vampire by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017