"You absolute mother"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
by Flidwyn McRichardson III July 27, 2005
by JIllian Holtz March 16, 2018
1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
by Icecold007 December 4, 2008
MOTHERS ARE HARD WORKING WOMEN THAT ARE LOVED BY OTHER MOTHER'S BEING IN CHARGE OF THE CHILD THEY TAKE CARE OF LIKE A HAWK.
Kid:mom I think Judy from school likes me
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy
Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .
Mom: well if Judy touches you in a wrong way call me and I would be ready with a hitman.
Kid:okay mommy I love you ... and he did
Mother: uh oh he will be shot bye 3:00 sharp
Kid : thx mommy
Mother:I love you too know go to sleep
Kid : ok mommy love you goodnight .
by Soooooo watermelon February 25, 2019
Also known as:
motherfucker
motha
mf
gramma
my mamma's mamma's baby
gma
g-mamma
g-pappa's wife
1. A sarcastic insult.
2. A lame insult.
motherfucker
motha
mf
gramma
my mamma's mamma's baby
gma
g-mamma
g-pappa's wife
1. A sarcastic insult.
2. A lame insult.
Jerome: Hey Pumba, you're such a mother!
Alan: Pumba? I'm Alan!
Jerome: Whatever, you stupid mother!
Alan: Pumba? I'm Alan!
Jerome: Whatever, you stupid mother!
by Jemima Hootensnancle October 30, 2007
by sammanthalove23 February 14, 2016
A mother is a loving figure they nurse us and care for us.
Mothers are the reason we are alive they raise us, as a female grows older she will begin to have changea to their body so that she can nurse her child
Mothers are a main part of our childhood
Mothers are the reason we are alive they raise us, as a female grows older she will begin to have changea to their body so that she can nurse her child
Mothers are a main part of our childhood
by Unknown destiny September 15, 2016