1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.

2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.

2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
by Icecold007 December 04, 2008
Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.
Word to your mother!
by Roxanne November 06, 2004
your best friend
a Mother who does everything for their children
by Donna Marie Ida October 14, 2008
Abbreviation for mother fucker
"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."
by kimmy booth June 01, 2005
1. a woman who cooks, cleans, and washes her childrens and childrens friends dishes without complaints.

2. a person who loves unconditionally and never plays favorites.

3. someone who gives their children money and car rides and candy without asking any questions.
as i walked in the house after school, my mother was standing there holding my candy, money, and car keys.
by spoiledlittlekid January 02, 2009
general insult, or exclaimation of distaste.
"You absolute mother"
"Ooooooooh someone's a mother"
"Mothers"
"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
by Flidwyn McRichardson III July 27, 2005
Woman with a Fat Clitoris
I Love Having sex with a Mother
by Thepoint January 06, 2011

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