Top Definition
A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.
Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
by BlindButAware May 06, 2014

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