Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".
I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.
by Tinz100 October 26, 2011
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A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
that guy is a flaming mortalis.
by tyler August 14, 2003
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