A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
#mort #penguins of madagascar #king julien #maurice #nickalodean
by PippyPoop June 22, 2009
Top Definition
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
#harry #mort #tree #withered #retard
by Giorgio Mosto May 15, 2008
An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
#dickhead #fuckwit #dumbass #moron #shithead
by Pete Scott October 10, 2006
sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.
She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts
#fast #smart #brilliant #athletic #ubercool
by mcdarcington January 05, 2010
word used to describe girls only just above the legal age of sexual consent whose promiscuity is evident from the way they dress, act and carry themselves in public. Boys will use this word to display their desire for a sexual encounter with such a female.
tonight im gonna go find me a dirty little mort to take home
#slag #slut #whore #promiscuous #girls #fuck-buddy #dirt-bag #filth-bag #gash #axe wound
by Mort Hunter May 13, 2011
an annoying/stupid person. Orginally used to describe a white person who fits the criteria.

Short for mormon. Used among black people to insult anybody.

used by black people because mormons are racists sons of bitches. anyone can use it though.
"Did you hear what he just said?!?"
"Yeah, fuckin Mort"
"psh.... mormon"
#mormon #moron #dumbass #cauc #son of a bitch
by gunshot213 November 25, 2007
Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".
That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.
#lemur #cat #dog #madagacsar #nithng
by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 04, 2013
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