Morsed up

The act of going to the local dive bar to engage in heavy day drinking , to the point of being incoherent

Hey guys lets head over to overtime and get morsed up, we will have to be careful not to get a McPeak .

Morsed up by Ronald bartel August 19, 2013

moused-up 

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.

No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.

moused-up by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018