Morpoth is located up north in scotland, it is inferior to milton keynes and bolton. It is north of newcastle, the place where cheryl cole is from incase you didnt know. But its not as cool as newcastle. People that live in morpoth can commonly drink lots of vodka and work at nando's.
person for morporth: why i pet, lets be having us some voddy
person 2 from morpoth: i pet, but first me be needing some nando chicken ,why i pet i!