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The Moron Maneuver; an act where someone who believes they have something to prove - usually an adolescent male - performs a moronic and reckless act infront of their peers. During this maneuver the person manages to look like a dickhead and severely injure themselves at the same time. This act is usually preceded by the thoughtless and dangerous words; "You wanna bet?" Example 1.
Guy 1: "Oi bro, reckon I can jump from this balcony to that one?" Guy 2: "No way, you'll totally fuck it up!" Guy 1: "You wanna bet?" Example 2. Guy 1: "Dude did you see Niko fuck up that jump?" Guy 2: "No, what did he do?" Guy 1: "It was a total Moron Maneuver, he jumped one trolley, then tried to jump two put together." Niko: "Guys I think I fucked my wrist up." |
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