Morning Woodn't 

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

Morning Woodn't by Michele March 30, 2004

Sap O' The Morning Wood 

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

Sap O' The Morning Wood by Obloid July 1, 2014

Tiger Morning Wood

Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)

"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."

Tiger Morning Wood by barneygrumble December 16, 2009

chop the morning wood 

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

chop the morning wood by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

Shaving The Morning Wood 

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

Shaving The Morning Wood by very hot man January 10, 2020

Sap O' The Morning Wood 

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

Sap O' The Morning Wood by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

team morningwood 

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

team morningwood by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007