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Morning coffee=rubbing one out before work/school/going out in the morning. Like a caffeine fix, one may be irritable and groggy without it.
Person 1: "Why is Jose such a grouch today?"
Person 2: "He hasn't had his morning coffee yet."
by MassBoss June 19, 2013
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