morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty January 27, 2006

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 30, 2004

morning wood

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

by dj cuff yo chick February 8, 2011

morning wood

Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.

TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.

DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!

by JSF87 June 14, 2011

morning wood

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.

i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down

by 569683786 August 6, 2007

Morning wood

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique

by Ej the prp April 17, 2008

morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004