Also known as: Happiness;Family;Eternal Love, exc.
If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
by MrsMandi December 11, 2006
A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.
by Mormons can die May 20, 2019
An amazing nick name giving so someone who fits the stereotype of the Mormon religion.
A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to.
They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted.
They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject.
Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them!
A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to.
They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted.
They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject.
Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them!
I love you Mormon.
by SammasaurusRex February 3, 2010
Term for members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Founded by the con men Bringahm Young and Joseph Smith. Young practitioners go door to door as much as Jehovas Witnesses, but not as reviled for some reason. Missionaries are oftern referred to as "carrier pigeons". One of the more cultish Christian faiths, members believe in wearing ceremonial underwear "garments" and other equally bizarre things. Mormon girls are only hot for about 10 years, or their 5th child, whichever comes first. Their asses promptly balloon out of all reason, sometimes to over three feet wide. Mormons have also been selectively bred. Women for stupidity and childbearing qualities, men for vacant minds and irrational intolerance. Key mormon programs are deciding what defines marriage for the rest of the Christian Right, and taking over the BSA.
by Danmoo July 18, 2011
Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.
by Carey1234 October 17, 2011
Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.
by trollgeneral5million December 28, 2011
Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
by lilyeet December 11, 2017