A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.
High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
by Teebs-Bizzle January 8, 2011