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If someone is a moonpick, they're really ugly.

Perhaps the origin of this word has something to do with somebody who is so ugly that you would only 'pick' them (choose them) if it was really dark, perhaps if they were only lit by the moon...? I don't know.
Dave: "Have you seen her? She's a right moonpick."
Bill: "Yeah. I fucking hate moonpicks. What a moonpick" (etc)
by Boony lad November 17, 2004