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Butt on Moon 

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".
"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"
Butt on Moon by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

Amish Moon Butter 

The act of urinating and thrusting in an Amish person anally while having Intercourse.
"Want to make some Amish Moon Butter?"
"No, we will get caught!"
Amish Moon Butter by BROTUN May 10, 2023

Amish Moon Butter 

When you urinate into a partner's anal cavity, and proceed to use either your genitals or an appropriate tool to stir the liquids inside much like a traditional "churning" motion.
I had to grab my boy Eric the other day and assert authority by giving him the oldAmish Moon Butter.

Amish Moon Butter 

A sex act where an individual urinates into the anus of an Amish person and then churns it with their phallus
1. Wyd tonight?
2. I'm gonna be making Amish Moon Butter
1. ...