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The surrounding hairs of a females asshole.
As I was eating it from behind, her moon spider kept tickling my nose!
by Joey November 25, 2003
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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someone who only has sex at night
'Daphne put down your tea and come ride this veiny meatstick. Youre being a moonspider just like everyone said you would be when they warned me not to pursue you and perhaps try to ensnare a sun parrot or maybe a velvet waterfly. This is total bullshit. I should not put up with this up in here....NOT UP IN HERE!!! '
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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