Moob Patch 

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

Moob Patch by CockWattle September 19, 2012

moonpatch 

The lighted area around the moon at night. When its cloudy, the moon illuminates the clouds in a circle of light.

omg! look at the moon in its moonpatch of lightness!

moonpatch by laaadeeedaaaa March 30, 2011