monopoly

a board game that is fun to play when your bored rigid out of your skull and ready to stab anyone that annoys you...of if its a rainy day

person 1:do you want to play monopoly?

person 2:i want to be the dog i never get to be the dog!

by crowie July 31, 2006

monopoly

(1). Microsoft Corporation
(2). Microsoft Corporation's operating system, Windows

The only people who support monopoly are those who work for one or have been bought out by one!

by boarder8925 September 12, 2003

monopoly

expression used by high school dropouts to describe something of extreme coolness.

Fuck dude, that shits monopoly.

by baylie April 13, 2008

monopoly

A game played by Aaron as a kid. Sometime referred to as Mono-Poly.

Doug says my son wanted to play Mono - Poly. He then said it was a production day.

by phil March 16, 2005

monopoly

a game that teaches that monopolies are good
communism is a total monopoly by the government
parker brothers also makes ouija boards (witch boards)
connect the dots

monopoly , an illuminati game

by what the fucking fuck? September 12, 2006

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

Knife monopoly

Basically a normal Monopoly game but the losers all get a knife placed in them

John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game

by Vortexpug July 23, 2019