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Small indian man who usualy runs a gas station, but by night he is a male stripper. He uses such phrases as "isnt it", " the bakery needs your attention", "yesh shir, touch it, play with it, feel it". One of his best qualities is staring at viiiite girls. He doesnt like curry and rice girls. He is married to DONE. His hobbies include living at petro canada, praying to toys in his office, and forcing drive thru to be 30 seconds.
customer 1: yo whos that faggot?
customer 2: oh thats just Monoj
by a very angry customer August 05, 2009

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