pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.
Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 2, 2009
When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 3, 2022