A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.
I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.
by Steve Zodiac February 16, 2012
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A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
by Philip Sap June 14, 2008
A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.
After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.
by dannyjenn June 16, 2008